Jule Malt 2.0

Poured it into a snifter and it looked like crude oil—so dark and heavy. That 13% warmth creeps up on you, and the lactose sweetness balances the booze perfectly. This one's a dessert in a glass, no question.

The lactose really comes through—it's like drinking a dessert, and at 13% you only need one glass to feel properly warm and naughty. I've been cracking one open every evening since it arrived and it hasn't disappointed once.

13% and loaded with lactose, this is exactly the kind of heavy, dark, sweet stout that makes winter nights feel properly naughty. Pours like motor oil and drinks like a liquid dessert, with that extra gluttony I crave every December.