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Ass Kickin' Creamy Habanero Peanut Butter

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$7.67 $11.45 In stock

Category: Dr. Burnörium’s Hot Sauce Emporium

Most people spread peanut butter on toast. The truly deranged reach for this. Creamy, nutty indulgence dragged straight through the fiery pits of the habanero inferno. Each spoonful begins with innocent sweetness before the heat slaps you back to reality. Perfect for those who think breakfast should come with consequences — spread it, dip it, or eat it by the spoonful if you are brave (or stupid) enough.
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 18 reviews)

Mia ★★★★★

I've had this jar for exactly six days and I'm already rationing the last few spoonfuls. The heat sneaks up on you right as the creamy peanut butter finish fades, which makes it dangerously easy to keep eating.

Benjamin ★★★★★

The first bite is all smooth nuttiness, then the habanero heat sneaks up and lingers just long enough to keep you coming back for another spoonful. I've been putting it on apple slices and it's the perfect mix of sweet, creamy, and fiery.

William ★★★★★

The creamy texture is exactly what you'd want from a peanut butter, but then that habanero kick turns a normal snack into a dare. I've been putting it on crackers and even a spoonful straight—it's dangerously good, and the burn lingers just enough to keep you coming back.