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Ass Kickin' Pure Bred Idiot Hot Sauce - Stupid Hurts

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$9.57 $14.95 In stock

Category: Dr. Burnörium’s Hot Sauce Emporium

Pure Bred Idiot Hot Sauce Stupid Hurts is not for the faint of heart or the weak of stomach. With 5 of the most notorious peppers and a devilish pure extract, this diabolical creation pushes heat to new, face-melting extremes. If you're on a fiery quest for the ultimate scorcher, look no further—Stupid Hurts delivers searing pain with every drop. Use it for your twisted kitchen experiments or to terrify your mates, but heed this warning: stupidity really does hurt.
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Violet N. ★★★★★

The first dab hit like a freight train, that pure extract is no joke, and it lingers in a way that makes you question your life choices. I've had ghost pepper sauces that cried uncle, but this one with the five-pepper lineup actually earned its warning label.

Sofia Q. ★★★★★

I had to set the bottle down twice and walk in circles before I could take another bite, but that pure extract really earns its keep. The heat builds slow then clobbers you on the back of the throat. If you're looking for a mild kick, this is not it.

Riley V. ★★★★★

That 5-pepper blend with the pure extract is no joke — I mixed a few drops into chili and it lit up the whole pot without wrecking the flavor. Even my spice-loving buddy was sweating by the end.

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