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Ass Kickin’ Spicy Margarita Drink Mix - *REDUCED*

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$3.94 $6.25 In stock

Category: Dr. Burnörium’s Hot Sauce Emporium

This Ass Kickin’ Spicy Margarita Mix has been given a courteous price drop thanks to its best before date - 17/05/2026 Fear not—this is a matter of quality, not safety. It remains perfectly fine to enjoy, though the bright citrus edge and fiery little kick may have mellowed ever so slightly. Add tequila, raise a glass, and consider it a discounted invitation to mischief. For those brave enough to elevate their cocktail game, behold: Ass Kickin' Margarita Mix. A habanero-infused concoction crafted for heat seekers, this isn’t your average margarita. No need to fuss with bartending skills—just add your finest tequila, and you’re holding a glass of fiery liquid joy. It’s not just a drink; it’s an experience in self-induced suffering, best enjoyed with a stiff upper lip. Trust me, after one of these, even the most ordinary tequila will have you dancing with the devil and toasting to the madness.
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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 18 reviews)

Chloe I. ★★★★★

Grabbed this because of the clearance price and honestly the date doesn’t bother me at all—it’s still months out. I’ve been using it for weekend margaritas and the heat is nicely balanced with the lime and salt.

Michael ★★★★★

That best-before date doesn’t worry me one bit—the mix has that proper kick that builds slow then hits you, and it’s already saved my Friday night margarita routine.

Joseph G. ★★★★★

The sale price felt like a steal since the date’s almost a year out—honestly, I’ll have this bottle finished long before that. It’s got that proper heat that creeps up after the first sip, and the mix itself is thick enough to shake up a solid margarita without any extra syrup.