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Big Ass Brick of Soap® - Midnight Swim

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$6.75 $9 In stock

Category: Dukecannon

Duke Cannon has never taken a “refreshing dip” in the hot tub of the Best Value Motel near O’Hare, and he certainly won’t be going down the community waterslide this Saturday. No, Duke Cannon’s idea of a suitable aquatic escapade is a bit more primal: a moonlit cannonball into the crystal blue water of a remote forest lake (swimsuit optional).
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Customer Reviews (4.9 / 5 · 13 reviews)

Victoria ★★★★★

Let’s be honest, I bought this mostly for the name, but I wasn’t expecting the bar to actually feel like a solid brick in my hand. It lathers up way better than my usual stuff and the size means I won’t need another bar for months.

Harper ★★★★★

The bar is huge, like comically huge, and it’s got that deep, clean scent that lingers on your skin way longer than most soaps. Four weeks in and it’s barely lost a quarter of its weight, so my money’s already feeling well spent.

Joshua ★★★★★

Took it on a camping trip and the thing lasted through the whole weekend with plenty left over for the sink back home. The size alone makes it feel like you're getting way more than your money's worth, and the lather is thick enough that a couple of passes covers everything.