Lovehoney Ignite 20 Function Vibrating Love Egg

Twenty functions sounded like overkill but I've actually found a few favorites already, and the lower settings are perfect for a slow build. It's small enough to be genuinely discreet, which I didn't expect from something with this much power.

The silicone feels really smooth and the egg is small enough that I forgot it was there after a few minutes. Figuring out all 20 functions was half the fun, and I found two patterns that hit just right for me.

Silky-smooth silicone really is the highlight here—it slides in effortlessly and stays put. The 20 functions give enough variety that I haven’t hit a boring pattern yet, and it’s quiet enough for a quick session under the covers.