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PSYCHO COFFEE x 3 bags with Psycho Mug

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$16.35 $25.95 In stock

Category: Dr. Burnörium’s Hot Sauce Emporium

Three bags of Psycho Coffee and one official Psycho Mug — because why merely dabble in madness when you can dive in head-first? This is not a starter set. This is an unholy pact between your adrenal glands and whatever residual sense of self-control you’ve still got knocking about. Brew a mug. Refill it. Repeat until you start hearing Morse code from your eyebrows. No chilli. Just three brutal bags of dark-roasted destruction and a mug that’s seen things.
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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 18 reviews)

Sophia H. ★★★★★

The mug's got some serious heft to it, feels like it could survive a drop from a speeding train. And the coffee itself? It's a punchy, dark roast that had me buzzing through my entire afternoon shift.

Penelope M. ★★★★★

The coffee’s got that dark, jittery edge that actually lives up to the name, and the mug holds heat way longer than my usual ceramic—my last cup was still steaming after twenty minutes. I’ve already ordered another round because three bags just isn’t enough once you get hooked on the ritual.

Isabella R. ★★★★★

The mug has a real weight to it that makes my morning pour feel like a ritual, and the coffee's dark roast bitterness lingers just right. Three bags means I actually made it past week one this time, which is more than I can say for any other set I've tried.

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