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Tomoe Neigh Protein Powder - Honeycrisp Apple Flavor

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$57.54 $77.76 In stock

Category: Vite Ramen

The Official Protein of the Umarmy Cavalry Division

🐴 30g Protein Per Serving Whey Isolate
🍎 Honeycrisp Apple Flavor
🐴 Horse Electrolytes 
🍎 23 Nanoboosted Nutrients
🐴 Digestive Enzyme Support
🍎 NALT Dopamine and Focus Support

Did you lose a race to a horse? Are you tired of having 800 pounds less muscle than your equine competitors? Do you dream of the raw horsepower needed to squat a Humvee while casually drinking a protein shake?

Introducing Neigh Protein: The first protein powder engineered for humans who refuse to accept their biological limitations against horses.

Why Neigh Protein? After extensive military research (and one unfortunate incident at Arlington Park), our team discovered that horses have a significant muscular advantage. Our solution? A protein powder so advanced, it bridges the species gap from Start Gate to Winner’s Circle.

Made With 100% Whey Protein Isolate From USA. No cheap fillers.

~2.77lbs, 30 servings.

(illegal in the derby)

Allergen Information

  • Contains: Milk
  • Contains papaya-derived enzymes
  • Manufactured in a facility that processes egg, tree nuts, and shellfish

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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 25 reviews)

Madison ★★★★★

I’ve been cycling through protein powders for years and this is the first one that doesn’t leave me reaching for a chaser—the honeycrisp apple taste is spot-on and mixes clean. The 30 grams of whey isolate per scoop is solid, and I actually notice the digestive enzyme support doing its job. No chal

Natalie D. ★★★★★

The honeycrisp apple flavor tastes more like a fresh orchard than a protein shake, which is honestly a pleasant surprise. I’ve had zero stomach issues thanks to the digestive enzyme support, even on days I chug it right after a ride.

Julian ★★★★★

The 30g of whey isolate mixed up smoother than any protein I've tried, and the honeycrisp apple taste is genuinely refreshing instead of that chalky fake sweetness. I’ve been adding it post-ride and the digestive enzymes have kept my stomach happy, which is rare for me with powders. It’s become my g

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