HAK x Morbid：塞勒姆切片機 - 我去塞勒姆T恤

The inside joke on this shirt is so perfectly niche that I wore it to a true crime trivia night and got three compliments before the first round. The cotton is thick enough that I don’t feel like I need an undershirt, and the print’s got that worn-in look right out of the bag.

The cotton is thick and soft enough that I actually forgot it was a joke shirt for a second. The print on the back is crisp and the whole thing’s got that dark humor vibe I was hoping for. Wore it out this weekend and got more than a few confused looks, which is exactly what I wanted.

I was cracking up at the "serial killer problem" tagline, and the fabric's surprisingly thick for a graphic tee — feels like it'll hold up after many washes.