Plushie Dreadfuls - Jupiter Bunny - Plush Stuffed Animal

A signal reached us from the largest planet in the solar system, faint, a little embarrassed, and very clear on one point: stop looking. Meet Jupiter, gas giant and great red storm and all, who arrived in this universe exactly as planets do, until certain observers decided her natural features were a scandal. So she did what any self-respecting celestial body would do. She put on a pair of polka-dot bloomers, gathered her moons around her, and politely asked the internet to mind its business. 

She stands eleven inches of dignity reclaimed, with embroidered storm bands across her belly and a great red spot she's no longer apologizing for. She arrives with a few small companions in orbit and, like every Plushie Dreadful, her own unique tote bag, this one worthy of a planet with eighty-some moons and absolutely nothing to prove. The embroidery has been, let's say, repositioned.

The messages from her keep coming, and the window to receive them is short. All these worlds are yours. This one, for a little while, can be yours too. Attempt your landing now. We won't tell her you were curious.