Stomped On a Bed of Lettuce • Pearfat

$74.4 ~~$120~~ In stock

House Pearfat
Released 2022
Perfumer Alie Kirel
Fragrance Family Chypre
Notes pink pepper, seawater, rhubarb, grapefruit, oakmoss, civet, patchouli, incense.

Description How funny it is: to have a friend of the same name, in such a country, during such a time. In our flower crowns and black-rimmed eyes, we pick armfuls of crops from other people's gardens, we make rich men watch us eat from their plates, we get fall-down drunk off rhubarb wine. We may be living as guests in a man's world, as characters in a prestige film "but that doesn't mean we have to be good ones." "If the entire world is bad, why shouldn't we be?"

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 4 reviews)

Steven ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The civet and oakmoss combo gives it this weird, almost dirty warmth that somehow makes the seawater note feel real, not like a beach candle. It’s genuinely funny how the rhubarb keeps it sharp and fresh—I keep sniffing my own sleeve hours later.

Elizabeth Q. ★★★★★ Oct 18, 2026

The pink pepper and rhubarb hit first with a sharp, almost sour spark, then the oakmoss and incense settle in beautifully. It’s surprisingly wearable for something with civet—just a subtle animal warmth underneath. My only small complaint is that the seawater note fades faster than I’d like, but the

Carter G. ★★★★★ Sep 15, 2026

I was worried the civet would go sour on my skin but it just adds this warm, lived-in depth under the incense. The seawater note keeps it from getting heavy, which is rare for a chypre. Wore it to dinner and kept catching my own wrist all night.